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Review of THE CHRONICLES OF VLADIMIR TOD: EIGHTH GRADE BITES, by Heather Brewer

Brewer, Heather. The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eighth Grade Bites. New York: Penguin Group, 2008. Print.

Mom: Right off the bat, I’m going to tell readers you’ve read three of this series. I liked this first one, & I do plan on reading more. What captured your interest with them?

Dude: That Vlad’s life pretty much sucked. He had try to act normal all the time. And bad stuff is always happening to him.

Mom: As a vampire, the main character has some special abilities. I liked that the writer still made him, personality-wise, like a teenage boy. Describe him a little.

Dude: Yeah, it’s cool that he can levitate and read minds. Well, physically he was pretty pale and rather skinny. Personality-wise he‘s a little sarcastic, but he doesn‘t let it go too far. He’s quiet but friendly to people he knows well.

Mom: For side characters, his best friend, Henry, is clear-- the guy all the girls drool over. Then there’s his substitute teacher, Otis Otis. I like the little details the writer gives for him, like the top hat. The only side character I can’t visualize is his aunt, Nelly. I’d say she’s thoughtful because of what she says and what she does for Vlad, but I can’t picture what she looks like. Do you know what I mean?

Dude: Yes, I definitely know what you mean because the author gives very little adjectives concerning Vlad’s aunt Nelly.

Mom: The writer wove in references to the original DRACULA all through the book, but I really noticed it with the names of towns, like Stokerton. Kind of clever. What I liked even more, though, was the concept of Elysia, the vampire community that exists alongside the real world. Like the “corporate headquarters” Vlad visits at the end of the book. If vampires invented Play station, who invented Wii?

Dude: Well, that’s rather obvious. It was the werewolves, of course.

Mom: Without giving any spoilers, I’ll say that I enjoyed the plot, how stuff that seemed to be unrelated fit together in the end. What do you think?

Dude: I think that you’re right; in the end almost everything fit together, but the things that didn’t fit together yet will get solved in the books to come.

Mom: Though it is a vampire story, it’s also about a teenage boy. What did you think about the “normal” part of the plot?

Dude: That the “normal” part was greatly affected by the non-normal part of the plot. For example, he gets picked on by these two bullies, Bill & Tom, so he gets back at them by reading Tom’s mind and using his secrets. Maybe it’s not a nice thing to do, but I might do it, too, if I were Vlad.

Mom: So, here’s another way of thinking about theme. Look at what the main character learns. What did Vlad learn about himself in the book? Does it relate to real people?

Dude: Vlad learned that not all vampires are blood sucking freaks, but most of them are. In terms of real life, some people are nice and others aren’t. You can’t tell by looking at them; you have to figure it out for yourself.

Mom: How many stars are you giving this book?

Dude: Four and a half; it was almost perfect.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid, by Jeff Kinney

Kinney, Jeff. Diary of a Wimpy Kid. New York: Amulet Books, 2007.

Mom: Greg Hefley is the narrator and main character. If he went to your school, would you be friends?

Dude: We probably would because he’s usually a pretty cool dude, when he isn’t dorking out or taking advantage of his friends.

Mom: Rowley is the next most important character. How would you describe his relationship with Greg?

Dude: Greg mostly manipulates Rowley into doing all of the dirty work. At first, Rowley didn’t care much but then Greg pushed him too far, but I won’t ruin it for you.

Mom: Greg says middle school is the “dumbest idea ever invented” because kids like him have to go to school with “gorillas who need to shave twice a day.” Is it really as bad as that?

Dude: No. He doesn’t really get picked on that much at school. He gets bullied more by his older brother at home.

Mom: Middle Grade books are sometimes criticized for relying on gross-out humor. One gross-out element in this story, the “cheese touch,” totally cracked me up because it reminded me of all the superstitions we had when I was in school. What did you think about the disgusting stuff in this book? Was it the biggest source of humor?

Dude: The cheese touch is the main one, but there’s also Fregley’s booger.

Mom: Aside from school, Greg’s home is the other main setting. The family relationships with the three brothers reminded me of your best friend. What do you think?

Dude: Yep, the little brother’s always trying to get attention by doing weird things like whining that Greg’s trying to make him eat an orange-sized spider, which is of coarse not true. The older brother, Roderick, pulls pranks on Greg all the time. My friend’s big brother isn’t quite as mean as Roderick, though.

Mom: What do you think of Greg as a story-teller? How honest is he?

Dude: I think Greg exaggerates at times, but otherwise he probably tells the truth.

Mom: What do the pictures add to the book?

Dude: They make the characters more comical, and they give you a better idea of perspective, since Greg looks smaller than some of the other kids.

Mom: To me, plot was the weakest element of the story. There were lots of little complications, but no major problem for Greg to solve. The closest, maybe, was the trouble about the safety patrols. For me, usually a book has to have a big conflict to keep me reading, but not so with this book. I kept turning the pages anyway. Do you agree or disagree?

Dude: He didn’t face any big dangers, but I’d say another big conflict was with the Halloween teenagers. That had a little danger to it.

Mom: What do you think was the writer’s main point in the book?

Dude: Kids shouldn’t take advantage of their friends. Oh, and that Greg is very misunderstood.

Mom: How would you rate this book, overall?

The Dude: ****